There is a certain amount of
maintenance that is an inescapable reality of daily life. Plants
need to be watered, animals fed, the oil in the car…..you get it. I
won’t beat it into the ground. The point being, the commitment over
the course of one’s life is staggering if you consider it in its
totality.
As women, we already know that these
same rules apply to beauty. That whole “oh, this old thing, I just
threw this on” claim that people make when they have clearly made
an effort makes us collectively roll our eyes. Or at least, it ought
to. We know you went to some effort, (because we did too) and
it’s okay. It doesn’t mean anything other than perhaps you
are in possession of a healthy amount of self-respect. I think it
was Dolly Parton who famously once said, “it costs a lot of lot of
money to look this cheap.” That was and is one of the most honest
accounts of the work that makes up the beauty commitment I have ever heard.
I certainly don’t begrudge the money or effort spent over the course of a lifetime on the pursuit of the perfect
beauty product. Quite the contrary, I find it fun and surprisingly
social for a pursuit that is largely done in solitude in front of a bathroom
mirror. I do
however, find myself edging closer and closer to the fence line of
Camp Lazyass when it comes to the regular daily application of these
same products that are meant to change my sartorial world for the
better.
So it is this sentiment I
carry with me as I have come to the realization that I am a woman who
needs to oil her head.
| Orofluido Hair Oil Elixir 100ml Isn't this an over the top photo for a hair product? I know, right? You should have seen the one where I caught the Iona ferry in the background. Hilarious. |
I happened upon Orofluido completely by
accident the last time I was at the hairdresser. After she had
finished my cut, she used a tiny amount of this oil (a dime-sized
amount? I don’t know…that is what they always say on the back
of the shampoo bottles…) and worked it through my still damp hair.
It smelled fantastic. Like a gentle flowery-velvety vanilla bean
resting on a cloud of purified glacial vapour….if… you know, you
had to compare it with something.
No...maybe that's not the right word. Hair that's a bit....enthusiastic?
A fair amount of thickness, some wave
from my curly-haired Dad, the constant moisture in the air from
living in Scotland, and the wiry Chia-Pet like grays that always want
to stand at attention.
So what’s in this stuff? According to
their website,
Orofluido is a mixture of argan, linseed, and cyprus oils. Basically
a pimped-out version of the Moroccan Oil (argan) that we have all
heard so much about. It claims that it adds shine while not weighing
the hair down, and on that Orofluido does not disappoint.
Although I am still playing with the right amounts I need to get that perfect balance of volume vs. frizz, it does soak in instantly and leaves a silky softness behind that cannot be denied. Truthfully, I could probably be even more generous with the amount that I have been using thus far. But let’s face it. It takes some getting used to, putting pure oil directly on your hair. Those of us who came of age in the 80s were always told that oil was the enemy….to be scrubbed, cleansed, and exfoliated off of your face and hair with volume-enhancers and little bits of crushed-up apricot pit in a cleanser. Big volume (and apparently abrasions) were in. Sleekness and shine were for sissies.
Although I am still playing with the right amounts I need to get that perfect balance of volume vs. frizz, it does soak in instantly and leaves a silky softness behind that cannot be denied. Truthfully, I could probably be even more generous with the amount that I have been using thus far. But let’s face it. It takes some getting used to, putting pure oil directly on your hair. Those of us who came of age in the 80s were always told that oil was the enemy….to be scrubbed, cleansed, and exfoliated off of your face and hair with volume-enhancers and little bits of crushed-up apricot pit in a cleanser. Big volume (and apparently abrasions) were in. Sleekness and shine were for sissies.
So this is how it ended up when I used
it myself for the first time. Probably didn’t use quite enough, but
when taking into consideration what my natural state can look like
(I’ll spare you having to look at those photos again)...
This seems to be working. Probably
should have used more, still have a few Chia Pet strands here and there, but definitely on the right track.
They have five products in their line: a shampoo, a conditioner, the serum (which is what I used), a shine spray,
and a deep-conditioning masque.





The prices are reasonable (although I got mine in the salon and paid twice what it is listed for all over the net…argh) and the reviews from other users are convincing.
The prices are reasonable (although I got mine in the salon and paid twice what it is listed for all over the net…argh) and the reviews from other users are convincing.
I am just now off to order the shampoo
and conditioner.
So how do I rate it on the Highland
Fashionista Stiletto Scale? Will it keep me form climbing the fence into Camp Lazyass on a daily basis, allowing my hair to remain the texture of a steel wool pot-scrubber? Yes. Yes it will. Effort-wise, it was hardly a bother. Plus, it smells nice. I can categorise this as aromatherapy in my mind and it won't seem like too much of a ridiculous effort. Not like curling one's eyelashes, which is something I have always found utterly ridiculous, if not downright frightening.



I am definitely a lazyass. I even have actual Moroccan argan oil from a trip to Morocco. I'll haul it out from the basement and give it a try.
ReplyDeleteYou should. I actually was skeptical for so long this was my first time out the gate!
DeleteI guess we won't be getting any reviews of volumizing products from the HF. But maybe we should at some point... because apparently the 80s are back. Can you be both smooth and volumized?
ReplyDeleteYou can indeed. I think you can even achieve it with this product. The key is in the blow-drying, I reckon. Need to get a god dryer....
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ReplyDeleteGreat beauty products.I wash my hair after applying it, my hair looks shinier.its amazing product.i really happy.
Great stuff! My hair shines thanks to this products and smells really good
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