I finally finished reading last month’s
edition of US Vogue the other day, after toting it with me hither and yon
for the better part of the past three weeks. In my Vogue, was an
affirmation of something that I suspect will serve as a sartorial
benchmark for future discussions of style as we enter the second
decade of the year 2000. The message: the cropped pant is the
business. And yes, despite the fact that I live and work in the UK,
I continue to use the American term “pants” (which means
underpants in the UK, for those who may be wondering), as opposed to
the much more properly brought-up term “trousers”. To my British
readers, I apologise for my crass American ways, but you simply
cannot take the America out of the girl. Especially when the girl is
forty. So though I have given-in to my British spell-check software and allowed my spellings to be infiltrated with superfluous u's and e's, my pragmatic heritage dictates that I always use the more economical term. So pants it is then. Pants, pants, pants, pantsity,
pantsity, pants.
The Vogue article, which was aptly titled "Pants 101", confirmed my belief that the fashion world has been hanging-on to a certain silhouette for a while now, and that perhaps there is no end in sight:
“The new thing is a bared ankle and a
showcased shoe.”
And it’s true. The next time you are
surfing the net, have a look at your favourite street style website,
and take stock of how many uber-hip fashionistas are wearing cropped
and/or rolled-up pants with a really funky shoe choice.
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The rolled hems and swanky sandals of
Natalie Wansbrough-Jones, Elle UK
Senior Fashion Editor
www.elleuk.com |
But however fresh this ongoing trend
may seem to be, it is not, as Vogue proclaims it to be, “the new
thing”. I give you, exhibit A.
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Louis XVI of France in his cropped pants
portrait by Louis-Michael Van Loo (public domain) |
Of course, you can easily find a
historical reference point for just about any fashion trend of any
moment, so I will not bore you with my pedantic tendency to point out
our lack of originality as artists and aficionados. No, instead, I will horrify you
for the second time in a week with another not so new variation on the cropped-pant trend, also forecasted in "Pants 101", and also already being spotted on style-setter websites and fashionistas across the globe.
They call them all manner of things:
cropped wide-leg, short palazzo, flowy capris….I could go on and
on. But those of us who rode the cusp of the seventies into our
formative years….lets all band together and call them by name (and in
your most withering tones, please)…....culottes.
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Dear. God.
M. Missoni culottes at ASOS |
And for the second time in just under a week, I
find myself overcome with the vapours.