I realised yesterday, after making a lighthearted Revenge of the Nerds reference at work, that
I have become that person in the room who makes pop culture
references that are completely lost on the twenty-somethings. This is not a sudden realisation mind you. When this
first started happening, I put it down to cultural separation from my
American vernacular combined with my current geographical location. No, I now realize that it has less to do with a lack
of British appreciation for iconic American pop culture masterpieces such as Revenge of the Nerds, and everything to do with the fact that
I’m just freakin’ forty.
But seriously, It’s Revenge of the
Nerds people…. come ON! It’s a classic! The masking tape between the
glasses? Where does everyone think that came form? Anyone?......Anyone? (sigh)
But instead of resigning myself to the
beginning of the end of my reign of hipness, skulking around and
waving my stick, shouting to anyone within earshot about how in the
90’s we had rock stars who wore flannel and had real angst, not pre-pubescent 13 year-old boys with
more money than sense….instead of doing that, I will simply gather
myself and do what I do best. I will be defiant. But still chic too....naturally, of course. Defiantly chic.
Turning my thoughts to defiance in fashion, I wonder if my "inness" or "outness" also has an expiration date similar to my pop culture references. Will my fashion tastes become irrelevant in the eyes of the "it" generation? Just about
every fashion rag out there has a running piece that addresses this; Do’s and
Don’t’s, Keep, Wear, or Toss…a moveable fashion barometer of
personal hipness that is in place to supposedly guide us through the
constantly-changing seasons. Can I still wear my skinny jeans with
stilettos, or is it brogues now? What about flares? Do I really have
to wear white-framed sunglasses (again)?!
All in all, asking myself these questions made me less self-conscious about the social relevance of my sartorial choices, and more aware of the things that are essentially me. Therefore...
The Highland Fashionista’s
Top Ten Fashion Items That She Will Always Keep On Hand, No Matter What.
10. Vampy Nail Polish
It doesn't have to be
the Chanel Vamp varnish that set the 90's on fire, goodness knows that there are plenty of good permutations out there, but there is just something about that red/black shade that manages to be both edgy and sophisticated at the same time. A little more dangerous than your standard-operating red, and really amazing on your toes (I tend to save the fingers for special nights out). Some budget-friendly options include
Orly nail polish in Mind's Eye (#40422)
,
SinfulColors nail polish in Burgundy Apple, and my personal favourite,
Revlon nail enamel in Vixen.
9. A Good Jeans Jacket
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| Michael Kors cropped Denim Jacket, J Crew skirt, New Look tank, honora pearls. |
They go in, they go out. But this will always be a staple in my closet. We are currently seeing them trending again, although perhaps not quite as heavily as last season. In a classic cut and fitted style, they will always be around. I love it as a warm-weather holiday jacket, as they always look cute over a sundress or shorts and
a tee with pearls, taking care to avoid the
Texas Tuxedo look. Here are some lovely options from
Esprit and
Fornarina .
