But alas, the unpacking process is not going as smoothly as I would like. This is for two reasons. Numero uno is that the lovely bottle of Haute Savoië Mondeuse that we brought back form France decided to spring a leak in our ski gear bag. Oddly, our ski gear doesn't smell any different to when we are wearing it. Tee-hee. Snort.
The other reason is that we are currently renovating our kitchen, and my house looks like this.
So instead, I have decided to take a moment to pay tribute to the lesser-lauded giants of the internet; the Spammers. A while ago, I moved to a moderated format for my comments so that people didn't have to deal with the coded message robot when leaving a comment. What I never expected was the side-splittingly delicious entertainment that my moderator's spam folder would provide me with. So without further ado, I give you a new segment, created with actual comments sent to me by actual spammers....
The Highland Fashionista Responds: An Ode To Spam
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- Anonymous (posted on a "New Today" announcement for one of my new Etsy items)
|Oh no you di-int!!|
My Dearest Anonymous,
While I certainly appreciate anyone visiting my blog, perhaps the best way to endear oneself to the point of actually getting your "Michael Kors" handbags link up on my site is to not be such a bloody backseat blogger and keep your big nose out of my "headlines", as you call them. Although I daresay I have a certain amount of appreciation for your unique blend of ESL sentence structure with more than a hint of contempt for the person you are pitching your product to. Not to mention your creative use of punctuation. Not everyone can achieve this. Reading your comment is kind of like watching a baby take its first few steps toward you before it swiftly kicks you in the shins. So I guess what I am trying to say is...well done. Consider me grabbed interested.
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Hello Again Anonymous,
It seems that we are destined to keep meeting in this way. While I am somewhat encouraged to see that you no longer appear to be internalising suppressed anger, I am less certain about your enthusiastic claim to have read my "paragraph" fully. Although I would never dare to accuse you of not having done your homework, your greeting to "every one" of the "fellows" here at Highland Fashionista leads me to believe that not only is something lacking with your "people knowledge", there also might be something seriously wrong with your eyesight. Please see an optometrist at your earliest convenience.
"Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone! Visit my web blog - michael kors chain tote"
- Anonymous (posted on another "New Today" announcement for one of my new Etsy items)
Wow. Okay. Thanks for sharing. I trust you did not put the crab into your "Michael Kors" handbag.