Fun with Fakery: Color Contacts

I've always had a bit of a fascination with color contacts. It's not that I don't like my naturally dark brown eyes, I do...very much. In fact, I look best with my natural eye color, as do most people. But just the idea that you can temporarily change your eye color as you would your underpants just seems, And sometimes, it's just nice to do things that are fun, if only for fun's sake.

I like to think of color contacts as an accessory, to be played-with, enjoyed, talked about, and then put back in the case when it's time to play tennis or do something serious. I don't wear regular contacts, so the feeling of something on my eyeball is, at this stage in my life, purely for recreational purposes.

The thing about color contacts is that they look different on everyone. While there's a whole host of YouTube videos out there with various people reviewing and comparing the different brands of contacts. With a few exceptions, most of them are under 30 or doing drag. In other words, you probably won't find anyone who looks like you....if your "you" is like my "me" know...older. But does that matter? Meh, probably not really.  It depends on what you really want to do with your fake eyeballs, I suppose. I've found that in my 40's, the dramatic makeup I would have worn with a color contact when I was in my 20's no longer works, and with my ever-increasingly silver hair, the lighter the contact, the more zombie-like I look. That's the thing about color contacts, especially on dark eyes. They will never, ever look natural, especially upon close inspection. The lighter the contact, the deader the zombie. You simply have to ask yourself if you care, or if you're just willing to work "a look" for a night. It's a look best worn in lower lighting (like the indoor iPhone snaps I took - pictured above), as harsh outdoor natural light is generally not your friend with any kind of fakery, from contacts to hair dye to foundation.

Personally, I actually like the idea of looking a little post-apocalyptic. In fact, if anyone who works on The Walking Dead is reading this, it is my deepest desire to be a zombie in an episode or two. I'm not kidding. I've seen every single zombie movie George "Godfather of the Dead" Romero has ever made. I'm a natural. I've been practicing my walk, I have the right hair, a full set of teeth for gnashing, and will even bring my own contacts. Call me.

How to Rock (Possibly Zombie-Like) Color Contacts in Your 40s

*Low lighting situations are the best place to wear color contacts
*Wear a defined brow, especially if your hair is light or white
*The eyes are the focus, so liner is a must (but not too much)
*Go easy on the rest of your makeup, or you'll look nuts
*Stagger around room with arms extended moaning "braaaaaiins..."

My fake eyes: Solotica Natural Color contacts in Quartzo


  1. wow - it's an amazing switch! these look fab. xo

  2. I would never have guessed the lighter ones were the fakes :-)

  3. They look pretty damn good if you ask me! Really changes your look.


  4. I agree. These look great! So much fun. Why not? Especially over 40.

  5. Wow you are rockin! I like the Natural Outdoor Light pic . . sexy and a beautiful woman!

  6. Crush intensified. Fun for the sake of fun is fun. OMG…

  7. Kristin, I thought of you/this post when I went to have my eyes rechecked for my contact renewal. I have a six month supply of my normal contacts, but I've also ordered two tinted pair (green and grey, not too alien looking). I'm kinda excited about picking them up and trying them out. Like you, I like the idea of playing around a bit with my look. With my post-baby bod, I need a bit of a boost! I like the grey colour on you - flattering and surprisingly natural looking. I remember the tinted contacts for dark eyes from years ago - they were so bright they made you look supernatural.


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